Section 53 is dropping in for tea
The answer machine said “I’m so sorry I can’t take your call. Leave a witty and scintillating message that gets me off the other phone and I just might get back to you.”
“Good afternoon” said Vernon, ‘I’m calling, on behalf of the Scintillating Call Allowance Centre. Our records show that your Scintillation Quota is inadequate for your needs. Please call us to remedy this shortfall and ask for A. Tickle.’
He disconnected. There, that ought to do.