Belligerent nanny

Tarkey, wet and wispy though he was managed to make Sleep Tight menacing .

Tarkey, wet and wispy though he was managed to make Sleep Tight menacing .

Section 75 gives a little nudge

“Oh dear. Oh dear. Vernon you are being literary and dramatic all in one go. What are you talking about? Nevertheless, I’m glad you called. How’s the Nonsense Filter coming along?”

“It’s coming along just fine. I’ll get back to you regarding progress next week. In the meantime what the hell is vigilante Jarves doing at the end of my drive?”

“Ah yes, Jarves, Jarves. Always so overzealous. He’s merely being vigilant as you say. Still I’m glad he nudged your memory and that’s all he’s had to nudge, so overzealous; I’ve been waiting for your call Vernon. Tut tut. We’re partners don’t forget.”

“So sorry you’ve missed me.” Vernon replied, exasperated, with a sarcasm Jenny would have been proud of. “I’ll call at the end of next week.” And, even though he wasn’t, he heard himself say “I’m sure we’ll have something a month from now. Call off both the dogs and clear up after them.”

“Speak to you then Vernon. I’m sure our pleasurable little chat will help clear up the little misunderstanding at the end of your drive.” And sounding like a belligerent nanny, “Don’t forget now. Sleep tight.”

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There were a few people  Vernon considered in need of filtering.

There were a few people Vernon considered in need of filtering.

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